You brought the pizza from Domino's, but who's going to pay the tip?

Stepmom caught me peeking - and it wasn't my fault, I got a boner

The groom was acting like he had a big dick and I found a bigger one

He fucked his girlfriend and came in his mother — well, we're family after all

"Oh no, I'm not cheating while you're in the army, honestly and truly!"

The nerd saved up his pocket money and called a prostitute again

It's a good thing my sister didn't have her panties on, she's got a lot of fucking sperm

You get caught jerking off, you cum and put your face under the camshot

Are you going to whore? Here's my dick for you - if you don't come, you can't get out

Aah! She grabbed his dick and dragged him to bed - anyone mind?

I brought my daughter a fucker and I'm watching - she fucked and I jerked off

Are you out of your mind, sister? You satisfy me, then go to your boyfriend's

No, are you fucking kidding me?! Fucking in my bed 🤬 And I wasn't invited

Did you suck it? Now let's fuck, dick is for pussy, actually

What's the big deal? He who sleeps with his stepmother puts his dick in her 😏

I'd rather have a shrink anal on my dick than this therapy of yours

Sleeping together again? What's mom gonna do with your creampie?

Buddy, you cum in my wife first, and I can do it after you

Tied up her husband and cheated with another man - fucking revenge 😱

Brother, look: the butt is big, but the pussy is small. How not to fuck

Ouch, it's my ass! How can I tell a guy why it hurts there?

🫣 And I'm gonna cum in her pussy

Couldn't pay for the pizza — made me pay with my cunt

Do you even understand innuendo? I showed you my boobs for a reason